Boris Johnson has announced that he is taking his spectacular clusterfuck on the road after a sold out London run.
It will be his final run as the lead player in the shitshow that has taken the world by storm.
Critics have been raving about the Prime Minister's shitshow with journalist Steven Stevens enthusing, "It's the most epic shitshow since the remake of 'Cats'.
"The themes of incompetence, greed, incompetence, betrayal, apathy, incompetence, egotism, immorality and more incompetence are seamlessly woven into a plot packed with twists and turns.
"It's a rollercoaster ride from the opening act: one minute it's the PPE scandal; then it's partygate; then it's a plane filled with asylum seekers having their flight to Rwanda cancelled at the 11th hour.
"What a rush!"
In addition to rave reviews, the public has been wowed too. Voter Sarah Smythe said, "This complete and utter shitshow defies belief. It's absolutely the greatest shitshow on earth."
The Prime Minister was quick to praise his ensemble cast.
"Credit to Rishi, Priti, JRM as the supporting players. And it's fair to say they've had to do a lot of supporting to do over the last few years.
"I can't wait to get on the tour bus with them one last time. We're going to cause even more carnage on tour than we ever did in Westminster!"
The public will have to act quickly, however, as tickets have been snapped up across England.
However, plenty of seats are still available in Scotland for some reason.
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