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An indie band who were popular in the 1990s have delighted fans by mostly leaving out songs from their latest album as part of their...

The cost of living crisis has hit the nation's most vulnerable. However, no-one is suffering more than middle-class, middle-aged men. One...

From Madrid to Mumbai, foreign foodies look to our shores with envy. That last sentence is, of course, horseshit. British people have...

English holiday maker Simon Stevens has revealed that he plans to wear his West Ham kit every single day of his holiday. Despite the fact...

Holiday enthusiast Eric Edmunds has returned from a two-week break to Tenerife horrendously malnourished after consuming only Lay's...

Boris Johnson has announced that he is taking his spectacular clusterfuck on the road after a sold out London run. It will be his final...

Local porker Simon Stevens has vowed to lose a chunk of flab for his summer holiday this year; despite knowing full well that the fitness...

Brit rockers Radiohead have been chosen ahead of The Cure and Nick Cave to record the soundtrack for this year's Love Island. Lead singer...

The Williams family have managed to knock an astonishing £2.5 million off their monthly food bill by simply switching from name brands to...

Football enthusiast Simon Smith, 43, has given his Umbro 5-a-side shorts a fitting final farewell after they disintigrated during game at...

Supermarkets have seen choas akin to that of Black Friday sales after they reduced the price of their Easter eggs. Hordes of divorced...

A story written for satirical news site Onionmash has left readers deeply disappointed. Its amusing headline led readers to believe they...

Can't be arsed with showing affection to your partner as you settle into the grey abyss of being middle aged? Fair enough. Can't be arsed...

Unrepentant, frostbitten teenager wears new trainers in 4ft of snow A 15-year-old boy has been rushed to hospital after he ignored his...

A local jogger has been attacked by multiple yappy muts while he was running laps of a nearby park. David Douglas went for his bi-weekly...

When Trish and Tommy Talbot moved to Australia, they thought they'd be inundated with folk visiting them all year round. However, it...

Children of 1990s were made of tough stuff. These hardy individuals survived some of the most awful things to happen to food in modern...

The government has announced punitive measures for those who insist on eating apple cores. From tomorrow, the act will result in a two...

Newcastle has been changed forever after pairs of blue denim jeans arrived in the city, replacing the ubiquitous grey trackie bottom....