Comedian and podcaster Joe Rogan has been awarded a top honour from Yale University for his dedicated work in the field of coronavirus.
Dr Rogan took to social media to express his shock and delight.
"Bro, I am so psyched for this!
"Dr Rogan? That's cra-zy!
"Does this mean I can now perform medical procedures on people? Jamie, pull that up.
"Deep down I had a feeling this award was coming. I've spent literally dozens of hours researching the virus on Tik-Tok and Instagram."
Furthermore, Dr Rogan recently contracted the virus on a trip to Florida which has made him an even more insufferable 'expert.'
Dr Faye Francis, researcher and lecturer in virology at Yale, was less than delighted about the campaign to honour Rogan's work.
"Wonderful. Just wonderful. How about I replace my online lectures with links to his podcast?
"If he's not too gaked on horse testosterone, maybe he could peer review my latest research on the effectiveness of a third shot of the Pfizer vaccine?
"Or maybe he could stick to talking to Macaulay McCulkin about how iPhones came from aliens while stoned as fuck?!"
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