That musical that your girlfriend is dragging you to see will have a shite, once popular singer in it.
The singer, who came third
in Pop Factor or Britain's Got the Voice or something, will be prancing and yelping their way across a stage much to your girlfriend's delight.
Despite only having released three singles, the last of which entered the charts at eighty seven, the former popstar now seems to be a big draw for fans of fucking musicals.
You'll have a vague recollection of a music video where he was prancing around with a bunch of backing dancers who were miles better than him.
Moreover, you will be left wondering why she won't listen to Public Enemy or Radiohead, but this bullshit floats her boat. Googling the name of the washed up popstar half way through the show's first song and announcing that he is a former coke fiend will make your girlfriend 'shhh' you.
This is something you will remember and do to her when she asks for a cuddle next time you're watching 'Predator'. You won't even be home in time for Match of the Day either.
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