M.J Hughes Nov 9, 20211 min readNation gearing up for annual 'Fairytale of New York' rage-athonThe Pogues and Kirsty MacColl's 'Fairytale of New York' will soon be sung at drunken office parties and blasted repeatedly at Christmas...
M.J Hughes Nov 5, 20211 min readDad wants son to know just enough self-defence so that he can pull out still beating heart of bullyLocal dad Harry Harvey has revealed plans to send his first born son to, "one of those ninja schools that teaches you how to rip...
M.J Hughes Oct 30, 20212 min readChannel 5 showing terrible Christmas films from now onChannel 5 has replaced its entire schedule of high quality content, such as 'Bargain Loving Brits in the Sun' and 'When Extreme Badgers...
M.J Hughes Oct 23, 20212 min readMan quits family to spend more time with Football ManagerRyan Roland, a call centre worker from Linlithgow, will step down from being a husband and father in order to pursue his first true love:...
M.J Hughes Oct 3, 20210 min readNo way tubby co-worker did London MarathonOffice worker Simon Smith has let it be known to anyone who is willing to listen that he completed the London Marathon. However, not a...
M.J Hughes Sep 24, 20210 min readMiddle-aged man has face mask hanging from one ear like total badassA middle aged man has turned heads after he was spotted swaggering around with a face mask hanging from one ear. Steven Spondle, 47, was...
M.J Hughes Sep 22, 20210 min readCOVID gets its head kicked in by harder germs at kids' soft playCOVID-19 has met its match in the form of a bunch of bigger, meaner germs from a children's soft play centre. The illness, which has...
M.J Hughes Sep 14, 20210 min readMum gets hair wet in swimming pool, goes berserkA mum has let fly an expletive laden rant at her husband and child after they accidentally splashed her in a Center Parcs swimming pool....
M.J Hughes Sep 5, 20211 min readJoe Rogan awarded honourary doctorate for work in field of CovidComedian and podcaster Joe Rogan has been awarded a top honour from Yale University for his dedicated work in the field of coronavirus....
M.J Hughes Sep 1, 20211 min readMan who claims to “thrive off pressure” totally deludedMatthew Mantle, who has reached the dizzying heights of middle management for a high street retail company, claimed that he loves his job...
M.J Hughes Aug 23, 20211 min readNew dad horrified after catching his haggard reflection for first time in three weeksNew dad horrified after catching his haggard reflection for first time in three weeks Sleep deprived Toby Swelter, whose wife gave birth...
M.J Hughes Aug 16, 20212 min readWorld record time to find shoes broken by Sports Direct workerThe time it takes to find shoes for a customer to try on has been smashed by Sports Direct employee Kyle Kennedy. The previous record of...
M.J Hughes Jul 24, 20211 min readShite ex-popstar now in hit musicalThat musical that your girlfriend is dragging you to see will have a shite, once popular singer in it. The singer, who came third in Pop...
M.J Hughes Jul 19, 20211 min readSituation worsens for NHS workers as 'special' Liam Gallacher gig gets go-aheadNHS workers have been dealt yet another bitter blow after it was announced that the ex-Oasis singer has only delayed, rather than...
M.J Hughes Jul 19, 20211 min readApathy as footballer no one's ever heard of moves for price of hospitalSome footballer, who even football fans have never heard of, has moved to the Premiership for a grotesque amount of money. Again. The...
M.J Hughes Jul 11, 20211 min readMan recreates music festival 'vibe' by smearing shit all over bathroom then passing out in gardenThousands of music fans have been left bereft as coronavirus impacts festivals for another year. However, some punters have chosen to...
M.J Hughes Jul 1, 20211 min read"Never a penalty!" says Roy Keane after player decapitated in boxITV football pundit Roy Keane has dubbed modern footballers "pathetic" after a player in last night's big match had his head kicked clean...
