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The Pogues and Kirsty MacColl's 'Fairytale of New York' will soon be sung at drunken office parties and blasted repeatedly at Christmas...

Local dad Harry Harvey has revealed plans to send his first born son to, "one of those ninja schools that teaches you how to rip...

Channel 5 has replaced its entire schedule of high quality content, such as 'Bargain Loving Brits in the Sun' and 'When Extreme Badgers...

Ryan Roland, a call centre worker from Linlithgow, will step down from being a husband and father in order to pursue his first true love:...

Office worker Simon Smith has let it be known to anyone who is willing to listen that he completed the London Marathon. However, not a...

A middle aged man has turned heads after he was spotted swaggering around with a face mask hanging from one ear. Steven Spondle, 47, was...

COVID-19 has met its match in the form of a bunch of bigger, meaner germs from a children's soft play centre. The illness, which has...

A mum has let fly an expletive laden rant at her husband and child after they accidentally splashed her in a Center Parcs swimming pool....

Comedian and podcaster Joe Rogan has been awarded a top honour from Yale University for his dedicated work in the field of coronavirus....

Matthew Mantle, who has reached the dizzying heights of middle management for a high street retail company, claimed that he loves his job...

New dad horrified after catching his haggard reflection for first time in three weeks Sleep deprived Toby Swelter, whose wife gave birth...

The time it takes to find shoes for a customer to try on has been smashed by Sports Direct employee Kyle Kennedy. The previous record of...

That musical that your girlfriend is dragging you to see will have a shite, once popular singer in it. The singer, who came third in Pop...

NHS workers have been dealt yet another bitter blow after it was announced that the ex-Oasis singer has only delayed, rather than...

Some footballer, who even football fans have never heard of, has moved to the Premiership for a grotesque amount of money. Again. The...

Thousands of music fans have been left bereft as coronavirus impacts festivals for another year. However, some punters have chosen to...

ITV football pundit Roy Keane has dubbed modern footballers "pathetic" after a player in last night's big match had his head kicked clean...